A recent report shows a dramatic increase in the number of thick white chavie people being filmed by ethnic minorities on public transport, this latest craze amongst British born inner city yoot is called "Cracker Baiting"
Tyrone (not his real name) revealed all in a secret interview with THE STUN... "Basically right, innit, you know what I mean yeah, like, basically right, yeah, you like spot a well fick whitey yeah and like you diss dem and like wind them honkeys right up an ting yeah and like then you gets out your crackberry and say "You aint got the bottle to call me a Pa*i or even a Ni**er... is it snowflake, then you press record..."
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| Emma West, Thick person |
During the shocking interview Tyrone (not his real name) goes on to say "blud it's like bare funny, specially if they is on crack or pissed up as well as proper fick though, I got this one bitch to chat shit about black & brown people and a bunch of Polish, elle oh elle, now the dumb honkey's doing time innit" Tyrone's brother Junior (not his real name) added, "It's like well important that you just shut up and let dem rant though you get me?, arxsk your fam to like video you with a look of proper alarm, harassment & distress on your face and BINGO, they is well nicked"
Video sharing website Poohtube has been inundated with similar videos of thick white people ranting on trains, trams and buses ever since Tyrone's cracker baiting "My Croydon Experience" video got 280,000,000 views earning him £29,000 a week in shared advertising revenues
"I just put on a whack Nigerian accent and chatted shit about us coming over here coz snowflake chav muppets are too lazy to do shit jobs like a tram driver or sank, nex fing you know she's screaming about her British country, elle oh elle, I was bare happy but acted all outraged for the cameras isn't it" Tyrone continued
"I just put on a whack Nigerian accent and chatted shit about us coming over here coz snowflake chav muppets are too lazy to do shit jobs like a tram driver or sank, nex fing you know she's screaming about her British country, elle oh elle, I was bare happy but acted all outraged for the cameras isn't it" Tyrone continued
PC Dick Smart of British Transport Police said "If ethnic minority youths are rapping along to their sod cast tunes on public transport it is perfectly OK for them to say Ni**er, my advice to any crackers annoyed by this is to keep your dirty mouths shut, if you say it back we will hunt you down and put you in jail where all thick racist scumbags belong, everyone knows it's fine for them to say it but not you, if you don't understand that you're just too thick to be out loose on public transport & we lock thick people up"
If you have any funny "racist" footage of thick white people ranting on & on about black & brown people or the Polish, please call Crimestoppers on 0898 696969 immediately, you can do this anonymously and still win a prize
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