Cocky Lad Comic Dapper Laughs resurrected his
sexist, racist, homophobic & misogynist "character" comedy last night at a sell out concert for his evil fans, 500 nasty Dapper fans paid nearly £30 each for standing room only tickets where they watched him film his upcoming DVD, rumoured to be called
"Let's Bum-Rape Feminism"
At the opening of the show, the shamed, banned and outlawed comedian told the media
"you lied about my show being axed, now I'm axing your beloved Cheryl"
Moments after WAG and former popster Cheryl stepped on stage she was ruthlessly struck down with an axe to cheers and applause from baying fans, in a
shocking twist to the horror, bloodstained murderer
Dapper, real name Daniel O'Really, waited 10 minutes before then having kinky
UNPROTECTED SEX with her beautifully tattooed corpse to cries of
"Too many gash" and
"Cheryl's Proper Moist" from the frenzied, drunk and drug fuelled audience
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| Dapper Laughs Goose-Steps Across The Stage & Seig Heils His Right Wing Fans Like a Possible Nazi |
Inexplicably, the well publicised show was not picketed by any of the 26,000,000 radical feminists and 37 jealous, shit comedians who had trolled and harassed Dapper and his family online and set up hate mobs, twitter storms and petitions against him to try and damage his lucrative career and bully him off TV
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| Katie Hopkins Supporting Mass Murderer and Fan of "Genocide Culture" Dapper Laughs |
EVIL Posh Tory Bitch Katie Hopkins mocked the poor outraged feminists who hadn't managed to get a single member to show up in protest, cruelly calling them "weird hairy women that stink of rotting kippers" in a retweet of broadcaster Martin Daubney's explaining that most of the people queuing to see the notorious misogynist "Lad Comic" were actually sexually attractive young women
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Middle Class Lefty Comedian Daniel Toss, definitely not perpetuating "Rape Culture"
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| Glenda Sheeman, Trans Comedian "It's a diabolical liberty!" |
In an after show interview, Family friendly comic and winner of the Abused Moose Hot Middle Class Starlet Award
Daniel Dross said
"Good evening Clapham! Are we well??? This is an outrage! comedy shouldn't be about misogyny or perpetuate the patriarchy and "rape culture"
I would never do any gags about women because females and girls and ladies are precious and deserve not to hear any jokes about rape, rape is bad! people shouldn't rape other people, it's like really really bad! I'm from a shit town, give me a cheer if you've ever tried internet dating!"
Trans Comedian of the year 1986
Glenda Sheeman said in an interview on BBC Radio 4's Today Program
"I heard a lot about this lad and his laddish lad culture shtick, at first I thought it was all just jealous lefty feminazis and sanctimonious media spin, you know, because he's a handsome working class boy who's made his way to the top by himself in a fraction of the time it takes traditional comedians to get paid or famous, but fuck me, I can't believe he's done a stiffy live on stage, that's gone beyond a joke, this time he's pushed the envelope a bit too far, necrophilia never was funny, not even back in the old days, not even up North! Poor Cheryl, what with Dapper and Ashley she never had much luck with these Turtle Neck Mugs, R.I.P. Cheryl, the X-Factor is fucking ruined now, Dapper Laughs you absolute cunt!"
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| Undercover Mirror Celeb Journalists Getting Moisturised At Dapper Laughs Celebrity Meet N Greet Titty Signing |
After the show ended about 300 moist female Dapper fans queued up to buy his controversial GASHTAG merchandise from him at a celebrity tits and T-shirts signing and have their photos taken whilst kissing, hugging and groping the outrageous Lad "character"
Two of these fans were later revealed to be undercover celebrity journalist Katy Forresthair and her boss who had taken a night off from their usual phone hacking at MIRROR CELEB to get close to the "Lad" they love to write gossip about, Dapper later said "They were proper moist, wanted T-shirt and titties signed and the code to my dressing room, I gave them a duff one for bantz, Oiiiii Oi!"
The moist Journalists went away vowing revenge and dreamt up this silly poll in defiance
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| Backfired Mirror Celebrity Poll LOL |
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