"Whores have sex with clients"
Investigative journalists from THE STUN can today reveal the shocking results of their latest sting operation, our undie cover reporters set up liaisons with a number of so called "call girls" we found advertising services such as "massage" & "correction" on cards in pubic phone boxes
After handing them large sums of money, often as much as several hundreds of pounds per hour, we discovered the shocking TRUTH...... that they were actually willing to have hardcore saucy romps with total strangers in exchange for more cash!
Willy (not his real name) our sub-editor received saucy BDSM style spankings from middle aged buxom dominatrix "Shirley" in exchange for £400, a whole months wage for our brave boys in Afghanistan!
Horrified Willy (not his real name) said, "it brings a whole new meaning to my title of SUB editor, what really shocked me was the state of "Shirley" when I met her, she insisted the young, fit, attractive minx in her advert was a "genuine photo" I told her it must have been taken 20 years ago before she got addicted to cream horns, at this point the fat mingy trollope had me over her voluptuous knee and was thrashing my poor buttocks into submission, the things I do to bring you STUN readers THE TRUTH!"
The nations favourite red-top now also has a red-bottom (Ed)
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