In a startling revelation this week THE STUN has heard recordings of a number of nasty racist pigs calling various people they were roughing up, vile racist names from the 1960's such as N***er, Da**ie & Ju**** B***y
Investigative reporters have learned that up to 20 scuffers from London's notorious Metropolitan Police Farce are currently suspended for racially abusing a large number of innocent minority ethnics, this has lead to the growth in claims that most of London's bizzies are in fact nasty bigoted thugs
Shocking audio recorded by a 21 year old black youth who was stopped, restrained and beaten by a van load of overweight, overpaid bluebottles during London's recent race riots shows the extent of the racial abuse. PC Alex MacGriffin 52 is clearly heard ranting at the innocent youth "yeah I did strangle you c**t, don't hide behind your b***k skin, you'll always be a ni**er yeah"
Defiant PC MacGriffin told our crime editor Leroy Johnson "I didn't use N***er I called him N***ah and that's not racist at all, N***ahs use that term all the time, anyway I'm 52 so I remember Barnes Wallace's dog called N***er and at my nursery school we were taught eeny meeny money mo, I'm old school so they can't sack me, I'll sue them for loads of taxpayers money"
Whilst PC MacGriffin remains suspended on full pay the CPS (Copper Protection Service) have deemed his racial abuse to be lawful claiming that the totally innocent 21 year old black youth he handcuffed, choked and abused was NOT caused any "Alarm harassment or distress" by his actions, CPS lawyer Olorunfemi Arogbokun explained "We recently locked up a thick white woman for dissing black and brown people and a bunch of Polish on a tram in Croydon, some pissed up student in Wales went down for 2 months for N' wording a footballer from his B***kberry over Twitter, what PC MacGriffin did was OK though, not cos he's white, because he's in the Met"
We asked former top copper Brian Padlock who left the Met several years ago if he now liked black men? "I never got my hands on one, they run much faster than we can you know" he told us from his Mayoral election campaign office "It wasn't for lack of trying, I was always chasing them as a young Bobby, they're incredibly agile and very well hung" Padlock was an advocate of better diversity training whilst in the Met "It's always handy for the lads to be able to tell your Abdabs from your Spicks and your Daygos" he told us
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| Bernard Hogan-Manning, alleged chief racist |
Chief rozzer Bernard Hogan-Manning spoke out against racists in his camp at a press conference this morning saying "I want to work for an organisation that doesn't hate any single ethnic group unfairly, my officers have been trained to hate all races equally and to report any of their colleagues targeting P**is, Ch***s or n*****s" after the press conference Mr. Hogan-Manning told THE STUN "I hate racism with a passion, my mother in law is as black as the ace of spades you know"
Commissioner Hogan-Manning assured reporters that his left hand man Sir Paul Condom and right hand woman Cresida Cox-Hucker had been tasked with ethnically cleansing the Met of all its racists, "I'm not condoning racism but most of the crooks we nick have some form of suntan, go figure" said Sir Paul, Ms Cox-Hucker told us "we're not a racist institution at all, we had that Ali Dizaei working here and he was as bent as an Arab corkscrew, these silly allegations of so-called racism are mostly made by n****r loving Jew boys who are only softening the force up for more of their nasty public spending cuts"
