SAMMY'S TITS

Sammy's tits are ace!

Yes! stunning 46 year old Sammy from Billericay still has beautiful bouncing melons, asked what her secret to busty beauty was, Sammy told THE STUN ....

"I use the body shop's fair trade "Titty Butter" every evening, Oh and I bought a good bra when I was 16 to stop them swinging around and drooping, I've only ever taken it off for a quick shag & the odd photo-shoot and that's truly helped to keep my top-bollocks tip-top too, now all those years of bra use seem to have paid off " Saucy Sammy goes on..... "when I look at all my midde aged friends with their droopy spaniels ears I have to smile, mind you, I still have a clunge like a clowns pocket, hahaha!"

Sexy Sammy during her telephone interview with THE STUN

EXCLUSIVE

STUN EXCLUSIVE

"Whores have sex with clients"


Investigative journalists from THE STUN can today reveal the shocking results of their latest sting operation, our undie cover reporters set up liaisons with a number of so called "call girls" we found advertising services such as "massage" & "correction" on cards in pubic phone boxes

After handing them large sums of money, often as much as several hundreds of pounds per hour, we discovered the shocking TRUTH...... that they were actually willing to have hardcore saucy romps with total strangers in exchange for more cash!


Willy (not his real name) our sub-editor received saucy BDSM style spankings from middle aged buxom dominatrix "Shirley" in exchange for £400, a whole months wage for our brave boys in Afghanistan!


Horrified Willy (not his real name) said, "it brings a whole new meaning to my title of  SUB editor, what really shocked me was the state of "Shirley" when I met her, she insisted the young, fit, attractive minx in her advert was a "genuine photo" I told her it must have been taken 20 years ago before she got addicted to cream horns, at this point the fat mingy trollope had me over her voluptuous knee and was thrashing my poor buttocks into submission, the things I do to bring you STUN readers THE TRUTH!"


The nations favourite red-top now also has a red-bottom (Ed)