MET POLICE ARE RACIST PIGS!

SHOCKING RACE HATE SCANDAL


In a startling revelation this week THE STUN has heard recordings of a number of nasty racist pigs calling various people they were roughing up, vile racist names from the 1960's such as N***er, Da**ie & Ju**** B***y

Investigative reporters have learned that up to 20 scuffers from London's notorious Metropolitan Police Farce are currently suspended for racially abusing a large number of innocent minority ethnics, this has lead to the growth in claims that most of London's bizzies are in fact nasty bigoted thugs

Shocking audio recorded by a 21 year old black youth who was stopped, restrained and beaten by a van load of overweight, overpaid bluebottles during London's recent race riots shows the extent of the racial abuse. PC Alex MacGriffin 52 is clearly heard ranting at the innocent youth "yeah I did strangle you c**t, don't hide behind your b***k skin, you'll always be a ni**er yeah"

Defiant PC MacGriffin told our crime editor Leroy Johnson "I didn't use N***er I called him N***ah and that's not racist at all, N***ahs use that term all the time, anyway I'm 52 so I remember Barnes Wallace's dog called N***er and at my nursery school we were taught eeny meeny money mo, I'm old school so they can't sack me, I'll sue them for loads of taxpayers money"


Whilst PC MacGriffin remains suspended on full pay the CPS (Copper Protection Service) have deemed his racial abuse to be lawful claiming that the totally innocent  21 year old black youth he handcuffed, choked and abused was NOT caused any "Alarm harassment or distress" by his actions, CPS lawyer Olorunfemi Arogbokun explained "We recently locked up a thick white woman for dissing black and brown people and a bunch of Polish on a tram in Croydon, some pissed up student in Wales went down for 2 months for N' wording a footballer from his B***kberry over Twitter, what PC MacGriffin did was OK though, not cos he's white, because he's in the Met"

We asked former top copper Brian Padlock who left the Met several years ago if he now liked black men? "I never got my hands on one, they run much faster than we can you know" he told us from his Mayoral election campaign office "It wasn't for lack of trying, I was always chasing them as a young Bobby, they're incredibly agile and very well hung" Padlock was an advocate of better diversity training whilst in the Met "It's always handy for the lads to be able to tell your Abdabs from your Spicks and your Daygos" he told us

Bernard Hogan-Manning, alleged chief racist

Chief rozzer Bernard Hogan-Manning spoke out against racists in his camp at a press conference this morning saying "I want to work for an organisation that doesn't hate any single ethnic group unfairly, my officers have been trained to hate all races equally and to report any of their colleagues targeting P**is, Ch***s or n*****s" after the press conference Mr. Hogan-Manning told THE STUN "I hate racism with a passion, my mother in law is as black as the ace of spades you know"

Commissioner Hogan-Manning assured reporters that his left hand man Sir Paul Condom and right hand woman Cresida Cox-Hucker had been tasked with ethnically cleansing the Met of all its racists, "I'm not condoning racism but most of the crooks we nick have some form of suntan, go figure" said Sir Paul, Ms Cox-Hucker told us "we're not a racist institution at all, we had that Ali Dizaei working here and he was as bent as an Arab corkscrew, these silly allegations of so-called racism are mostly made by n****r loving Jew boys who are only softening the force up for more of their nasty public spending cuts"

COWARDLY SCUFFERS MURDER FAMILY PET

Pigs kill Scoobie - EXCLUSIVE!


Five coppers from the Met Police's elite ASBO unit are today in hospital with "life changing" injuries after a bungled raid on the East London home of a notorious graffiti artist, Eyewitnesses told THE STUN that 7 buzzed up bizzies had battered through the front door dressed in menacing para-military uniforms and were then heard screaming "Armed police, open the door" when terrified family pet Scoobie, a 1 year old Labradoodle sprang to her owners defence. Police confirmed the swoop was part of Operation Big Wang, a major Scotland Yard purge on easy to prosecute offences ranging from skateboarding and graffiti to public urination.

Scoobie, shot only four times at point blank range by a highly skilled CO19 marksman

Horrific video footage captured on a neighbours mobile phone shows several PETrified rozzers jumping onto a 3 foot high wall as Scoobie angrily growled and snapped at their colleagues, PC Jack Russell can be heard screaming "Help me help me! get this bitch off me" as his pepper spray wielding colleagues scatter in all directions and a PCSO is seen jumping onto a nearby car roof causing criminal damage

Brave bluebottles dive for the safety of high ground as Scoobie defends his home

The stand off continued in what was described as a "Sustained attack" over 30 minutes with Scoobie chasing barton wielding, Tazer toting peelers up walls and onto cars until the Tactical Support Group arrived and performed a controversial "kennelling" manoeuvre, finally pinning the petrified pooch down under a wall of riot shields, moments later a skilled marksman from CO19 arrived and took just four shots from a Barret .50 calibre rifle to humanely execute the pinned down puppy

Chief Inspector Dick Smart of Barking C.I.D. told THE STUN "due to some faulty intelligence we did not plan for or train our officers to deal with any type of canine that would defend it's home against a sudden forced entrance by 7 armed and screaming men, if these police budget cuts continue we may end up having to employ some dogs ourselves as they are probably cheaper than the PCSO's we currently have to use"

THE STUN has learned from 73 year old neighbour Jermaine Shepherd that the deceased Labradoodle was a well known risk, "I have reported that dirty bitch to the council countless times for persistent fouling but nothing was ever done, now they're sorry, I told them it would all end up in a big stinking mess, I feel vindicated" he said

Sergeant Springer who led the initial raid was treated for shock after the ordeal, he told THE STUN "when that ferocious beast grabbed my colleague I just ran, I'll probably be hounded for not doing more to save them but I'm only earning £46k a year and now that we no longer get to top up our income with tax free "Tips" from tabloid journalists there's just no way I'm getting hurt for such a pittance, they'll probably have a bone to pick with me when they get back from their 6 months sick leave but that's just life in 21st century Barking"

Bloodbath, a Newham street becomes a river of Labradoodle blood after pets public execution

5 members of a Bahamian pop group were later remanded in custody after an anonymous tip off on the crimeshoppers snitch line, the unidentified caller claimed he knew for a fact that it was definitely the Baha Men "who let the dogs out"

PIGS SWOOP ON INNOCENT REPORTERS

Fuzz Raid Journalists Homes In Search Of Bribes

Five innocent employees of THE STUN had their privacy invaded by the filth this morning as scuffers from the Old Bill's "Serious Bung Squad" set about looking for brown envelopes in their homes

The raids follow a series of recent scandals over allegedly dodgy news gathering practices, like phone hacking, copper bribing and making shit up

Four of our innocent reporters remain in Babylon custody after one was set free and given a ride home by an unnamed PCSO via a Barclays cash machine. The arrests, part of the Operation Elveden probe into cash payments to the bizzies in return for scandalous stories, had to be carried out by specialist elite rozzers who hadn't already received any media bribes.

At a Scotland Yard press conference, Detective Inspector Dick Smart refused to comment to the new journalistic faces that showed up, saying only "Where is your sub-editor Willy this morning? usually I only talk to Willy at THE STUN, oh heck, Willy hasn't been collared has he? I have to go..."

Former Chief Bluebottle Ali Disraeli said "I'm shocked, we have the best media in the whole whole whole wide world and undeniably the best police force money can buy"

Ali Disraeli, Former Chief Cuntstubble

THE STUN employees we spoke to this morning were concerned they were now involved in something of a witch-hunt, shocked journalist Elvira Blair & puzzled picture editor Glinda Eastwick said "They've removed all the black cats from the office and are building a ducking stool outside by the pond, we're terrified"

News Corporation is said to have kicked off the whole "Cash for News" scandal in retaliation for the Plods shoddy handling of pie flinging terrorist Johnnie Marbles who recently assaulted chairman Rupert Murdoch, Mr. Murdoch's News Corp is the parent company of News International which owns the THE STUN and the Times.

Last month, four former and current journalists from THE STUN and a Metropolitan Police Peeler were arrested as part of the inquiry and released on bail, ironically a process which also involves handing over large sums of money to public officials

The arrested journalists were former deputy editor Fergus Creamer, former managing editor Graham Bach-Anders, crime editor Mike Bonus and head of news Chris Packet.

Asked if he knew what the heck was going on, Lib Dem M.P. gay mayoral candidate and former Met bullyboy Brian Padlock said "Operation Elveden is being overseen by the IPCC, running alongside the Met's Operation Weeting inquiry into phone hacking at the now-defunked News of the World, I'm outraged, the force isn't what it used to be" Brian was once the UK's only openly bent copper

Boasting about her staff, gobby Police chief Cressida Cox-Hucker said "More than 20 arrests have so far been made as part of Operation Elveden, no bungs have been recovered"