Tulisa Gets "Gagging Order" On Her Deepthroat Video

The XXX Factor


 Sex mad X Factor judge and former Nudubz star Tulisa Contostavrobabbadobolou has denied all claims that her ex boyfriend's 7 minute long deepthroat video of her is 100% real, the 25 year old sex kitten from Camden told THE STUN "I've never deepthroated a dong like that as I have always had a problem with gag reflex, I'm not even a blonde either I'm half Greek so it's definately not me playing the pink oboe in that stolen blowjob video of me though you get me bruv yeah"

Almost certainly not Tulisa Felating a phallus in her 100% faked Tulisa Sex Tape

The deeply explicit sex tape allegedly shows "The female boss" expertly performing a sordid act of oral willy worship on an unseen member of her band, MOFO award winning Nudubz. In a shocking tweet her estranged cousin & former bandmate Dippy (Real name Constantinos Constantinopoulosides) revealed "JUST SO EVERY 1 KNWS, ME AND FACIALER HAVE F***ED MANY B****ES 2 GETHER, SO I AM CLEARLY STATING THAT THE C**K IN T'S ALLEGED SEX TAPE IS FACIALERS," Rapper Facialer (Real name Dick Rawshaft) was unavailable today to deny the identity of his penis. 

Tasty Tulisa with "the ex" Facialer, his penor is definately not on the Internets

 Lawyer to the stars Mrs. Dee Nials of Argue & Phibbs Solicitors released the following statement "A very rude video has been removed from internet servers following our swift action on behalf of our client Ms Cunto ... Ms Cuntstab .... Tulisa opoulos, although our client is paying us to do this we must stress that it is definately, 100% emphatically not her starring in the deep throat video and even if it somehow was her it is all faked with CGI and stunt doubles anyway, any claims to the contrary will be prosecuted to the full length of the law" 

The expensive trans-Atlantic gagging order has immediately ensured that no copies of Tulisa's alleged porn video can ever be seen by Nudubz fans anywhere on the Internets again.  

The ex facked her

THE STUN contacted her agent Warren Street who further denied her involvement in this or any other internet porn, "This is a photoshopped porn flick designed to cash in on the fame of a demure X-Factor judge and Tulisa just isn't going to swallow it, she is horrified that someone would go to the extreme lengths of fabricating a deepthroat video. It is absolutely not her. Tulisa has categorically never allowed anyone to film her having sex because she has never actually had any kind of sex with anyone ever"


Editor of the THE STUN and close family friend Richard Littlecock said "I'm confident this is a genuine fake, we once hacked her voicemails and know for a fact, she'd never eat a dick, Tulisa is a confirmed vagitarian, oh and that rampant dildo they found buzzing in her baggage at the airport is definately her friends too"