Thursday 22 March 2012

Sex Factor Sex Tape Scandal - Tulisa Comes Clean

Tulisa's Blow By Blow Account

Talented vocalist Tulisa Contostavrobabbadopoulou has shocked n-dubz & X-Factor fans by revealing that the controversial "faked" blowjob video that allegedly showed her hungrily felating fellow bandmate "Facialer" was in fact a REAL SEX TAPE all along!

In a shocking 360 degree u-turn, tantalising, todger teaser Tulisa told her many new fans that she did indeed do the dirty deepthroat deed on "THAT dong" but in a shocking 180 degree twist to the u-turn it was revealed that she remembered the gnarly purple member she was noshing off was not in fact the member of band member "Facialer" at all....

Former ex boyfriend Justin Cider also known as rapper MC Ulterior was named and shamed as the lewd love rat who did the dirty in Tasty Tulisa's sex tape, in her Youtube confessional video Tidy Tulisa 23 said she was Heartbroken, Horrified & Humiliated to be Betrayed, Belittled and Badgered by a performer she once Tutored, Trusted & Titilated, in her heartfelt video she admitted "I've never been the type to just kneel down and keep my mouth shut, that's one of the things MC Ulterior really liked about me"

Lewd love rat MC Ulterior, leaked his penis onto the web
THE STUN contacted lawyer to the stars Mrs Dee Nials who only yesterday was adamant that the leaked material was "utterly fake" in a brief telephone conversation she refused to accept that it was indeed her we were talking to and said she'd never heard of any Tulisa, especially one whose surname was such a mouthful, "what injunctions are you talking about? I have no idea what any of this means, what's a solicitor?" she told us, allegedly

Warren Street her agent was unrepentant that he'd categorically denied Tulisa's involvement in the sex tape only yesterday, he told THE STUN this morning "I was gobbing off yesterday, I lied to protect my client, I thought it would quickly blow over and coming clean was not the way a head"

X Factor judge Tulisa finished off her confessional video saying "If you're gonna judge me yeah like now you can judge us both you get me, and remember yeah, when you judge someone yeah, it don't define the person you is judging yeah, it defines you innit" great news for all future X Factor contestants

All's well that ends well however, Tulisa is getting offers of work from lollypop & vacuum cleaner  manufacturers, meanwhile her raunchy video has been nominated for a prestigious MOBLO award








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