Sex Factor Sex Tape Scandal - Tulisa Comes Clean

Tulisa's Blow By Blow Account

Talented vocalist Tulisa Contostavrobabbadopoulou has shocked n-dubz & X-Factor fans by revealing that the controversial "faked" blowjob video that allegedly showed her hungrily felating fellow bandmate "Facialer" was in fact a REAL SEX TAPE all along!

In a shocking 360 degree u-turn, tantalising, todger teaser Tulisa told her many new fans that she did indeed do the dirty deepthroat deed on "THAT dong" but in a shocking 180 degree twist to the u-turn it was revealed that she remembered the gnarly purple member she was noshing off was not in fact the member of band member "Facialer" at all....

Former ex boyfriend Justin Cider also known as rapper MC Ulterior was named and shamed as the lewd love rat who did the dirty in Tasty Tulisa's sex tape, in her Youtube confessional video Tidy Tulisa 23 said she was Heartbroken, Horrified & Humiliated to be Betrayed, Belittled and Badgered by a performer she once Tutored, Trusted & Titilated, in her heartfelt video she admitted "I've never been the type to just kneel down and keep my mouth shut, that's one of the things MC Ulterior really liked about me"

Lewd love rat MC Ulterior, leaked his penis onto the web

THE STUN contacted lawyer to the stars Mrs Dee Nials who only yesterday was adamant that the leaked material was "utterly fake" in a brief telephone conversation she refused to accept that it was indeed her we were talking to and said she'd never heard of any Tulisa, especially one whose surname was such a mouthful, "what injunctions are you talking about? I have no idea what any of this means, what's a solicitor?" she told us, allegedly

Warren Street her agent was unrepentant that he'd categorically denied Tulisa's involvement in the sex tape only yesterday, he told THE STUN this morning "I was gobbing off yesterday, I lied to protect my client, I thought it would quickly blow over and coming clean was not the way a head"

X Factor judge Tulisa finished off her confessional video saying "If you're gonna judge me yeah like now you can judge us both you get me, and remember yeah, when you judge someone yeah, it don't define the person you is judging yeah, it defines you innit" great news for all future X Factor contestants

All's well that ends well however, Tulisa is getting offers of work from lollypop & vacuum cleaner  manufacturers, meanwhile her raunchy video has been nominated for a prestigious MOBLO award

Tulisa Gets "Gagging Order" On Her Deepthroat Video

The XXX Factor


 Sex mad X Factor judge and former Nudubz star Tulisa Contostavrobabbadobolou has denied all claims that her ex boyfriend's 7 minute long deepthroat video of her is 100% real, the 25 year old sex kitten from Camden told THE STUN "I've never deepthroated a dong like that as I have always had a problem with gag reflex, I'm not even a blonde either I'm half Greek so it's definately not me playing the pink oboe in that stolen blowjob video of me though you get me bruv yeah"

Almost certainly not Tulisa Felating a phallus in her 100% faked Tulisa Sex Tape

The deeply explicit sex tape allegedly shows "The female boss" expertly performing a sordid act of oral willy worship on an unseen member of her band, MOFO award winning Nudubz. In a shocking tweet her estranged cousin & former bandmate Dippy (Real name Constantinos Constantinopoulosides) revealed "JUST SO EVERY 1 KNWS, ME AND FACIALER HAVE F***ED MANY B****ES 2 GETHER, SO I AM CLEARLY STATING THAT THE C**K IN T'S ALLEGED SEX TAPE IS FACIALERS," Rapper Facialer (Real name Dick Rawshaft) was unavailable today to deny the identity of his penis. 

Tasty Tulisa with "the ex" Facialer, his penor is definately not on the Internets

 Lawyer to the stars Mrs. Dee Nials of Argue & Phibbs Solicitors released the following statement "A very rude video has been removed from internet servers following our swift action on behalf of our client Ms Cunto ... Ms Cuntstab .... Tulisa opoulos, although our client is paying us to do this we must stress that it is definately, 100% emphatically not her starring in the deep throat video and even if it somehow was her it is all faked with CGI and stunt doubles anyway, any claims to the contrary will be prosecuted to the full length of the law" 

The expensive trans-Atlantic gagging order has immediately ensured that no copies of Tulisa's alleged porn video can ever be seen by Nudubz fans anywhere on the Internets again.  

The ex facked her

THE STUN contacted her agent Warren Street who further denied her involvement in this or any other internet porn, "This is a photoshopped porn flick designed to cash in on the fame of a demure X-Factor judge and Tulisa just isn't going to swallow it, she is horrified that someone would go to the extreme lengths of fabricating a deepthroat video. It is absolutely not her. Tulisa has categorically never allowed anyone to film her having sex because she has never actually had any kind of sex with anyone ever"


Editor of the THE STUN and close family friend Richard Littlecock said "I'm confident this is a genuine fake, we once hacked her voicemails and know for a fact, she'd never eat a dick, Tulisa is a confirmed vagitarian, oh and that rampant dildo they found buzzing in her baggage at the airport is definately her friends too"